Hi guys !!! Doc Charo is back !!

Well well well … my bro’s got new friends … male friends… is going on holidays with them … ah la la !!! They go to Spain… 3 single men … it’s going to be wild I guess !! well not as wild as MY holidays !!

But anyway, just to say that lately I am having fun conversations with those guys !! they re quite young … and have millions of questions about girls …

They want to know EVERYTHING !!!

Let’s say that Charo is trying to help them out by letting out some tips …

I decided to tell them not what to do but what NOT to do !!!

Lets call it the immediate girls turnoffs !!!

1/ You’re in the throes of passion when suddenly you call out your ex-girlfriend's name. Oops. Your credibility just went out the window and, no doubt, the passion went with it -- for weeks.

Oh yeah guys !!!! Every woman would like to think she is the only one. Yes, she knows you have had intimate moments with other women, but she doesn’t want to hear about it. Saying an ex’s name during sex blasts her illusions into the stratosphere and really, ain't reality a bitch? It brings up certain questions, like, “Are you thinking about her while you are having sex with me?” and “Do you wish I was her?” -- her mind will be whirling out of control. Not conducive to happy relations, that's for sure.

If you do happen to make this huge mistake, be extremely apologetic, massage her feet and take her out for a romantic dinner. Don’t stop being more than nice until she forgives you. She will, eventually. But first, you'll have to prove that she is the only one for you and that it was an honest mistake and that, no, you don’t think about anyone else but her -- ever -- because she is the most beautiful, intelligent, witty, and fantastically sexy woman you have ever met. And we aren't exaggerating here. Can you do that ??? cool …

2/ You are not the only man in the universe, and her needs and desires are just as important as yours. Forcing your will upon her by being too aggressive will turn her straight off, and she will avoid having sex because she isn’t getting what she wants and she isn’t feeling it.

So guys if you want to have anal sex or any “different sexual things” , ask her and take it slow, don’t just try to put it in there for god sake !!!! . Introducing your weird fetish requires time and trust, and you can’t make her do anything she doesn’t want to do. To force the issue negates everything a healthy sex life is based on: COMMUNICATION TRUST AND DESIRE. If you want to dominate her, make sure it’s what she wants you to do too, not just what you want.

Be gentle and firm, and before engaging in any aggressive sexual behavior, make sure that she's up for it.

Otherwise you could be left high and hard with a very turned-off woman on your hands and most of all you may lose her completely …

3/ A begging man is not attractive. If you want a blow job, go down on her first and do a good job -- fair is fair. If you want her to dress up in a maid's outfit and dust you off, make it seem like a hot idea -- don’t just pull out the tacky outfit you bought online for 14,99 € and beg her to wear it. 

If you really want something she isn’t keen on, then you need to talk about it OUTSIDE the bedroom and establish whether you actually have a chance at getting it or not. Begging for sexual favour is NOT sexy, it’s crass.  For god sake just don’t do it!!!!

4/ Farting, burping, smelly pits, smelly genitals, and unwashedness in general are all very uncool. If you want sex, make sure you are prepared -- no doubt she is, so follow suit and keep clean. It is a known fact that the chemicals in men’s sweat cause physiological changes to women.

In general, it gets their motors running just that little bit more. This is not an excuse to be a sweaty pig !!! Because even if she is slightly hotted up with your pheromones, the stench you emit will put her off.

Shower at least once a day, and no matter what kind of work you do, freshen up straight after you come home. If she happens to get the urge to suck you off at any given moment, she needs to know that she won’t encounter a cheesy, nasty monster. One bad experience will be enough to keep her well away for a long time !!! Come on guys you can do it !!!!

5/ Women love men who know how to touch a woman. However, grabbing at her is NOT sexy; it is sometimes embarrassing, sometimes painful and often highly unappealing.

She is a woman, your beautiful woman, so treat her as such -- with tenderness, love and care. Taking hold of her love handles will often make her feel fat (and therefore unattractive), so when touching her body, know where her "shy spots" are, and aside from telling her how beautiful you think they are (confidence booster = aphrodisiac), try to avoid actually physically holding on to the unpleasant zones. Touch them, but if she pulls away from you or moves your hands somewhere else, take the hint.

Her breasts are lovely, wonderful things and part of her body -- don’t be disrespectful by treating them like a dog would a soft toy. If you treat all of her body with delight and love, you will get more and better sex. Get it??????

6/ Kissing is always a touchy topic, because nobody really knows whether they are a good kisser or not. The only way we know how good we are is by the feedback we get, yet if no feedback is forthcoming, what are we to assume? Perhaps you’re not as good as you thought you were. Certainly, there are many different ways to kiss, but there are some steadfast rules as to what not to do whilst lip-locking.

Slobbering is the first ultra-bad move. Keep your saliva in check, and regularly get rid of excess (how you do this is up to you, just don’t wipe your mouth with your hand). Hard, peck-y kisses are also decidedly not erotic -- read: grandma kisses -- so if you do this, you need to try some other methods. Soft, open-mouth kisses, for example.

The other important factor in kissing is YOUR BREATH Keep it sweet, brush your teeth regularly!!!

7/ Condoms are hardly sexy at the best of times, but they don’t have to be a passion-killer. The first step is to learn how to seamlessly put one on -- practice at home, on your own. If you refuse to wear condoms … well expect to have your services declined !!! Nobody wants your germs nor your children (at least, not yet), so when you are expected to wear a condom, don’t argue. You could well end up with nothing if you refuse to be smart. 

8/ If you are in the midst of a passionate embrace and she starts to strip, follow suit. Don’t let her stand there buck naked while you are fully dressed, because it is not playing the game. Unless she is giving a personal striptease keep things on an even keel !!! she might feel vulnerable or uncomfortable if you are covered up and she is there for you to gawk at in all her naked glory. 

Anyway those are common sense advices !!

Be clean, follow good sexual etiquette, and show respect for both your relationship and your lover.

The bottom line? If you follow these guidelines … guess what ??? you will get more sex !!!

Comments

[Rédigé par: Ulysse]

Hey... what's up, Doc?

I agree with your advices, although I could probably find a female contradictor for each point of your not-to-do list.
For example, I know some girls who appreciate the taste of cheesy toes... especially if it's served with some farmhouse bread... yummy! 8)

Have a nice summertime, Doc!

Ulysse